Sunday, December 21, 2014

End of Season

Boys, another Equalizer season in the books and it was a good one. We saw some shrewd management (Kaier, Froats) and some not so good (myself). We saw major suspensions and big time injuries, as well as the emergence of some future stars (particularly at the WR position). I would say this was one of the more memorable NFL seasons of late, and mostly for activities off the field (still waiting on that Goodell resignation after the arbitrator in the Ray Rice case essentially confirmed Goodell not only dropped the ball but was not 100% truthful in his comments regarding the investigation).

First of all, a congratulations is in order for Evan for surviving the failed Montee Ball experiment and starting Marques Colston at wide out at times. Of course the tandem of Brown and Bell in the Steeler black and yellow certainly helps, as well as the emergence of Kelvin Benjamin (on what still might be a playoff bound Carolina team).

However the main purpose of this post is to reach out to you guys for feedback on the blog for this season. I was a little inconsistent in getting content on here some weeks (you know, work) but as I get a better idea of what you guys would like to see it'll get easier. So give it to me straight boys, if it was all useless bull shit, please let me know. If you found some of it useful or entertaining, let me know that too. And I would gladly entertain any ideas for future content for next year, things you would like to see or see done differently. And as always, if you are interested in contributing, just provide me with an email address and I'll add you to the blog. Now let's raise our glasses to once again congratulate Evan on a well-deserved title, and to the forth-coming 2015 Pandemonium championship (it's all I want for Christmas)!!!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

BAMA Watch '14- Week 14

Two weeks down and one to go before a new ankle is primed for ensnarement! Things were tight at the bottom last week, but the Chipalopes realized their dire circumstance and put together a very solid week. The Panties couldn't do the same, and stay fully secured in last place. Brad is going to need a miracle final week to jump ahead of the Rough Riders, who stand 48 points in front of a full year of shame. Those Chipalopes are only one point behind the Riders, so things could get interesting with any debacles between these two. The Old Guys and Pandemonium are more than guaranteed a pass this year, so breathe easy fellas. And how 'bout them Dirtdogs? Basement adjacent for most of this season, Andrew was able to whip his team into shape and avoid the BAMA for what would have no doubt been a devastating second straight year. So let's sit back, relax, and see how this whole crazy thing wraps up.


1. Ethan's Mom's Panties- 147
2. Saskatchewan Rough Riders- 195
3. Redwood Chipalopes- 196
4. SGF Dirtdogs- 211
5. PB Pandemonium- 225
6. The Old Guys Club- 263

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

BAMA Watch '14- Week 13

With the playoffs comes everyone's favorite league segment- BAMA Watch!

Six teams are competing this year for The Equalizer's lowest honor. Coming into week 13, the odds favored Ethan's Mom's Panties, who grabbed last place during the regular season in points scored. However, the Rough Riders and Dirtdogs both scored less than 1200 points on the season, so anything could happen. Let's get to this week's results.

T1. Ethan's Mom's Panties & Redwood Chipalopes- 83 pts.
3. SGF Dirtdogs- 97 pts.
4. PB Pandemonium- 113 pts.
5. The Old Guys Club- 140 pts.
6. Saskatchewan Rough Riders- 142 pts.

As expected, Kervin's team gets out to a hold on first place, but he unexpectedly has company. LJ's Chipalopes were so close to making the playoffs, and that defeat last week must have really demoralized this team. Also a surprise, at the other end of the standings, is Cullen's team grabbing an almost sixty point edge on the first place teams. The Rough Riders will not go quietly into the night this off-season. Last year's champ The Old Guys Club clearly has no intentions of going first to worst with a very respectable 140 points. Already this BAMA Watch looks like a three team race with two weeks to go. Grab your popcorn, this should be a helluva show.